Posts Tagged ‘Kent Hovind’

kent hovind living dinosaurs

The greatest dinosaur expert in history is about to be released!

He’s the world’s biggest conspiracy theorist, and he’s also into bizarre cryptozoology.

But he when went to fight the law, the law won.

Here’s a tribute to my favorite creationist nutjob:


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Well, I thought it had to do with his IRS problems, but I guess I was wrong.

It turns out that like when Homer Simpson was Mr. X, Kent knew too much!

The Illuminati wanted to shut him up! It makes too much sense!


Gosh, the only thing nuttier than Kent Hovind are his devout followers!

I imagine he continues to natter on prison– I’m sorry, I mean Uncle Obama’s Gulag for Christians!

And I can’t imagine any worse punishment than being forced to be Kent’s cellmate.

That might even be against the constitutional provision against cruel and unusual punishment.


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Just kidding! It’s “Dr” Kent Hovind talking about living dinosaurs (and no, he’s not talking about birds!)


And thinks there were grizzly bears in Georgia.


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This is the best part of his most moonbattish lectures, “Dinosaurs and the Bible” :


This is where he starts talking about dragons!

And once again, he thinks that grizzly bears lived in the Eastern US.



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From Potholer54:


Hovind’s attempt at moving the goalposts has backfired.

NB:  Alaska rabbits are domesticated European rabbits that were developed in Germany!

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1. He admits creationism is a religion.

2. He thinks evolution is a religion that says butterflies turn into horses, which it is not.

3. He think kangaroo fossils have been found in Africa, which they have not.


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