I know where you can get one!
Mike Seaver explains (Warning: He’s black helicopterish):
The copy that you can get from these people has a 50 page introduction by Ray Comfort. Never mind that it is absolute piffle– Einstein a creationist? Give me a break!
You see, you don’t have to read the copy they give you. You can just skip the first 50 pages and read Mr.Darwin’s magnum opus. I guess these people didn’t think it through all the way.
BTW, Mr. Comfort is best known for his wonderful piece of evidence for creationism– the banana!
In case, you didn’t know, the banana’s characteristics are all the result of selective breeding as a domesticated plant species.
No one ever said these people were smart.
After all, they are giving away a copy of Charles Darwin’s Origin of Species, a text they oppose!
The banana thing is even funnier (besides the sexual inuendos that run through my mind) because the sweet, yellow banana he shows in his video is a sterile hybrid. It can only be cultivated through cuttings and suckers: http://www.damninteresting.com/the-unfortunate-sex-life-of-the-banana
So not only is it the product of human domestication, but it’s so far removed from the original plant it can’t even reproduce naturally.
Then again, these are the same people who think that the existence of sterile mules and zebra/horse hybrids are somehow proof of Noah’s Ark, so I guess this isn’t much of a stretch for them.
Some of these people think dinosaurs were on the Ark.
And people hunted them.
They just called them dragons (you may die laughing):
Mr. Hovind is also an expert on social security and tax law (he’s currently doing hard time because he believes this shit):
He’s not above the odd conspiracy theory, even if it makes no sense. He taught a college class on this stuff!:
Aside from being bat-shit crazy, these are so massively ignorant of the most basic aspects of science it is no longer laughable but tragically dangerous.