Canis lupus hominis

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1. on November 10, 2010 at 9:28 am Lane Batot

   Retrieverman!!! Haven’t you heard about the amazing new “breakthrough” infrared film taken of a Bigfoot right here where I am living in the Uwharrie National Forest in mid-state N. C.? Oh yeah, the guy has a website where, for a mere $2 bucks, you can view it yourself!!!! Not that THAT is suspicious, or anything, charging money to view it(I saw it for free, as all the local news stations have been having a field day with it….)–the website is called “Bushloper” or something like that. And of course the film is not clear or easy to distinguish anything(of COURSE). And NO, it is NOT me!!! My own gorilla suit wore out a long time ago, and I have yet to replace it. Things like this tempt me to aquire another suit and make this guy really EARN that money! If you know the Uwharrie Forest area, this is really a ludricous place to try and convince anyone not totally urban that a population of giant hairy bipedal primates live here(other than the occaisional Biker convention)–there is simply not enough territory or wild food to support such! The woods here are INUNDATED with humans, especially in the hunting seasons, and the occaisional transient bear that tries to establish(alas) gets shot purty toot-suite.(Hence(sigh), we don’t even have a resident black bear population here). You cannot go anywhere in the “forest” or even the “wilderness area” established, where you are not within a mile or two to a busy road or housing area–believe me, I’ve tried to find such a spot for my own rambling purposes! NOT ideal Sasquatch habitat AT ALL…….

   
   

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