Does Senator Ron Johnson (R-WI) believe in evolution?
Senator Johnson has not yet issued an official response.
I bet he doesn’t because we learned from a “great Republican scientist” named Rafael Cruz that evolution was nothing more than a communist scheme. Rafael’s son is the Canadian-born Senator from Texas who is the poster boy for everything that is wrong with right wing America.
Update: When I started writing this at 6:20 AM, there was no answer. At 6:30, there was. He does believe in evolution! There is hope after all!