April 13, 2010 by retrieverman
Posted in Absolute Piffle, domestic animals | 7 Comments
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this is far and away my favorite –
http://tinyurl.com/yojouh
The fish whisperer!
That’s a spoof in there waiting to be made, I bet.
I can just imagine a fish lying outside the bowl gasping and finally going limp while the Fish Whisperer talks about how it’s now in a ‘calm submissive’ state.
no choke-chains, Alpha-rolls, pinning, nipping fins with bitey-hands,
no going OUT the door ahead of us… or IN the door ahead of us – or up the steps, down the steps, out of the yard…
for control-freaks, fish are perfect –
and if U get really angry at them, U can put teeny-weeny little shock-collars on their almost-impossible-to-define necks!
:D
I can’t see an e-collar on a fish.
Just run some battery cables into the water and flip a switch.
It’s a good way to catch fish, too.
Almost as good as dynamite.
I’ve got a story there (doesn’t involve me).