Basically, this show is about four people who wander around the backwoods somewhere in America, listening to eyewitness accounts. One of these people is a skeptic. Two are believers, one of which also models as the sasquatch for scaling purposes.
The other isn’t just a believer. He’s more or less a bigfoot fanatic. Matt Moneymaker pretty much thinks any sound or sign in the woods is bigfoot sign. He’s got a great imagination.
He also knows so many exotic things about bigfoot that you’d think he were something like the Jane Goodall or Dian Fossey of the sasquatches. That’s probably why he’s president of the Bigfoot Field Researchers Organization and you aren’t.
He’s actually a bit like Cliff Clavin.
Here he is explaining to Renae, the professional scientist and skeptic of the team, why bigfoot doesn’t attack cattle:
See, bigfoot doesn’t attack our cattle, so we won’t kill their deer.
That arrangement works out so well.
I’ve never heard of an American killing a deer to eat.
That’s just a totally foreign concept.
And I’ve never heard of sasquatch killing a cow, so they must really have things worked out perfectly.
He also thinks that bigfoot is the cause of many deer and car collisions.
Yep. Sasquatches use cars to kill deer!
It makes perfect sense!
I just wonder why you never see a bigfoot picking up the deer that it chased into traffic to kill.
Looks like a guy with a hooded jacket. Must be a squatch!
About the same size and shape as a bear. Must be a squatch!
He may be a kook but he’s a kook who is laughing all the way to the bank! I think I could handle getting paid to tromp around in the woods–even if I did have to act like an ass and make funny noises–how about you?
I love it: “Bigfoot doesn’t attack our cattle, so we don’t kill their deer.” How about: “Bigfoot doesn’t film us, so we won’t try to film Bigfoot.” And we can put this show and “Bayou Billionaires” to bed.
Hey Scottie; I just got an alert from NSF on nb article called ‘Coyotes “Shrank,” Wolves Did Not, After Last Ice Age and Megafaunal Extinctions’. Its right up your alley. The url is: http://www.nsf.gov/news/news_summ.jsp?cntn_id=123314&WT.mc_id=USNSF_51&WT.mc_ev=click
Not only is that up my alley, I’m bouncing with excitement for the implications behind this!
Glad you liked it. I was also impressed with the study that showed that in era’s with high atmospheric CO2, ancient horse species actually shrank–the postulate being that smaller size allowed them to better utilize available oxygen.
This is a great article – I love the memes, lol. But there are Americans that DO kill and eat deer. Just sayin’. And no, I don’t, but I’ve met and have been acquainted with those that do.