Everyone needs a pet that can kill you! Or, at the very least, it will eat all your oysters!
How about saying let’s not keep giant pinnipeds as pets, especially those with long tusks that have very long lifespan?
Nah, that makes too much sense.
BTW, I happen to like the old name for the species– morse.
However, if I say “morse” no one knows what I’m talking about. “Morse code?”
But “The Morse and the Carpenter” doesn’t have the same ring to it, does it?
So do you really want a pet that will eat all your oysters?
But there is another reason why owning a walrus is a bad idea. We have this law that says you can’t catch marine animals to keep as pets.
Sorry, but you can’t have a pet walrus.
Why. Why did you make me click and go into that dank den of idiocy and misinformation? I hate Yahoo answers so much. It used to be funny. But now the animal section makes me physically ill every time I stumble on it.
I have an idiot theme going last night, after going through Konrad Lorenz’s absolute nonsense about dogs.