When I log onto youtube, I see this promotion to friend BP.
I have to say that I must decline.
I can think of lots of other people that I’d friend before BP, like Neo-Nazis or maybe baby seal clubbers.
If BP wants sympathy, they should look it up; it’s between shit and syphilis in the dictionary.
That was so worth a semicolon.
A semi-colon. Sweet.
Wooah-haa!
I could havw said it better!