Canis lupus hominis

Posted in creationism | Tagged Kent Hovind | 4 Comments

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1. on January 5, 2011 at 9:54 pm Pai

   I assume it’s because he believes their existence would prove that apelike ancestor fossils pointed to by ‘EVILutionists’ are just sasquatches who died in the flood.

   
   
2. on January 6, 2011 at 11:03 am Lane Batot

   Well, now, Retrieverman, SOME primates that evolved for nocturnal life may have eyeshine–like owl monkeys and bushbabies. And Bigfoot is supposed to be rather nocturnal, so it certainly is within the realm of possibility if Bigfoot is within the realm of possibility…. I remember when I was putting together my own Sasquatch suit to perpetrate hoaxes during my risk-taking, highly-developed-pranksting teen-age years(way more interesting and fulfilling than just getting drunk and doing drugs as most of my peers were doing), there was actually a Bigfoot mask in the costume shop I was purchasing from(NOT a “gorilla” mask, but actually labeled “Bigfoot”!)that had eyes that reflected red!–some kind of clear red plastic cover over the eyeholes–apparently whoever designed this mask did their research, since the “red, glowing eyes” is a common description of nightime Bigfoot sightings! Alas, this mask was WAY too expensive for my severely limited teen-age, jobless budget–I had to settle for a USED “Hollywood Gorilla” mask. However, I am happy to report I got EXCELLENT results with this discounted item(along with a used pair of gorilla hands and feet, plus the suit I sewed from an old groovy synthetic Sears bedspread called “The Jungle Look”–“Kodiak Brown” was the color–I eventually had to use 80lb. test fishing line to resew the suit after hard use–nothing else would hold it together during the sometimes hectic Bigfoot perpetrations!)–human imagination and stark, stinking FEAR in one’s audience tends to help enormously in overlooking certain imperfections in one’s costuming! I was usually described as being 10 feet tall(I’m actually only 6 feet tall) and anywhere from 400 to 1,000 lbs. by my victims(whenever I got any feedback from my sightings)–and I vehemently deny ever having been that heavy, either! I DO agree that Bigfeets are swift runners–my advice to anyone taking up this sport–you BETTER be fast, and not linger near the site of any perpetration, to avoid getting yer arse shot!

   
   
   • on January 6, 2011 at 11:20 am retrieverman

     So is bigfoot a giant owl monkey?

     
     
3. on January 6, 2011 at 2:40 pm Lane Batot

   Yeah, maybe so!!!! There may be genetic evidence! Hey, no more bizarre than hyraxes closest relatives being elephants! I must beg to differ about not taking home your road kills–they even fairly recently passed a LAW in Tennessee that it is lawful to keep and eat one’s roadkill, which is one of the most practical modern laws enacted in awhile, I must say. Just be sure the critter is DEAD before you load it up! Of course if the Hendersons had done that, it wouldn’t have been nearly as good a movie…..

   
   

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