This dog must belong to a drug dealer. How do I know? It's a pit bull. Thank you, Mr. Gelzinis, for your insights!
Pit Bull owners, you may tell us that you are upstanding members of community. You may even lack a criminal record. You may or may not be on crack or meth or lighter fluid. You may or may not have a desire to pop a cap in someone’s ass.
But you aren’t fooling Peter Gelzinis. I think it is no exaggeration that he will be in the running for the Pulitzer after publishing this hard-hitting exposé on who you really are.
You may have fooled me into believing that you are intelligent, compassionate people who actually don’t believe in judging people or animals by the media hype.
You see, according to Gelzinis, you guy are thugs who “intimidation” to get your way. To you, the pit bull is like a machine gun or a pistol armed with “cop-killer” bullets.
Any attempt to regulate you miscreants is met with “intimidation.” You guys just can’t be civil. I bet you guys just run into meeting and shout everyone down. I bet your brandish weapons and make death threats.
You really are a bunch of thugs, aren’t you?
You see, while we know from reputable sources like Fox News (the only news that tells the truth!) and the Boston Herald that pit bulls are the only dogs that attack people.
And when pit bulls attack. It is bloody. They rip arms off. They can shred beer cans with their teeth. And they can rip off the arms of rival drug dealers.
See, he has you pegged right there.
I didn’t know you guys were involved in the drugs so much.
Who would’ve known?
We can all thank Mr. Gelzinis for his enlightening piece, and we look forward to his future work.
He really did a lot of research on that piece.
I think he may have used the Google a few times.
And talked that that crank city councilor.
Really, really good investigative journalism.
If he’s nominated for a Pulitzer, he’s a shoe-in.
seriously… where has this guy been? He could have saved me so much time and effort in advocating for this monstrous machine gun of a dog!
i love the beer can imagery. ahaha. made my day.
this dude’s a chump, who lives in boston? we need a good ol’ fashion egging.
p.s. nice ads!
You’re getting the ads?
Well, I’m not crazy.
Or at least not all the way crazy, as Jesco once said.
I can see them on the original post, not when i’m looking at the whole blog, if that makes sense.
also – just read through the ‘separating fighting pit bulls’ thread thats linked from here. I think I found a reason to like Bill the shiba guy. Bill if you are out there, I like you now. :)
Petey lines. lol.
you’re also linking to AOL news stories?!
“Possibly related posts: (automatically generated)
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the last one, ugh. the dogs are surrounding by their own shit in the holding cell. nice.
ok now the ads are gone. hmm.
It’s all true. Gelzinis has us nailed!
If you are ever in need of a machine gun or crack or a dog who can kill with one look, call me up!
The guy doesn’t have a single, functioning brain cell.
There should be Absolute Piffle awards. I’m pretty sure this guy would be in the running for first place.
He did state a few clear facts.
Yup
Pit Bulls are dog.
They have owners.
And he gets a calendar every year of Pitbulls.
Definitely factual.
I’m gonna send him annual calendars of angry and disapointed Pitbull Owners.
Lemesee…
Nope, can’t find any. Oh well. ;-)
i agree…
the author of that opinion-piece is adrift, way-out there in La-la-Ocean, over the horizon from any sight of land-based facts or troublesome contradictions…
like real pitbulls who have not only NOT attacked or threatened anyone, but recovered from appalling abuse at the hands (feet, tire-irons, lighter-fluid, etc) of truly-grotesque specimens of Homo-horribilis –
anybody recall the pitties who are EX-property of *michael vicks*?
now pets in private-homes, therapy-pets visiting ppl, literacy-dogs who listen to kids read, etc?
if any dogs had good reason to rip human-flesh or crunch human-bones, they did; if those dogs had been humans, they would still be in psychotherapy and probably on antidepressants, tranquilizers and a suicide-watch.
>> Really, really good investigative journalism.
If he’s nominated for a Pulitzer, he’s a ** shoe-in. ** <<
– R-man
just a quick Q –
was SHOE-in a deliberate pun? ;-)
as in shoe-HORNING him into a poorly-fitting + inapropos award, or laying some SHOE-leather to his gluteus-maximus and booting him (gently, of course) off the public-stage?
i am more accustomed to * shoo-in * meaning widely acceptable or obvious winner. (i loved the allusion, deliberate or not :-) )
cheers,
— terry
terry pride, APDT-Aus, apdt#1827, CVA, TDF
He’s so disgusting. Columnists are so lucky that they don’t have to use “facts.”
Maybe pitt bull owners aren’t all the things this guy said they are, but pitt bull owners are definitely stupid, self absorbed, know it alls. Just recently an entire family in my town was attacked by a family pet. A pitt bull which they loved, and raised from a puppy. This dog simply snapped as the owner tried to restrain the dog from going after neighborhood kids that were causing a ruckus. The owner stated in a newspaper report that she always thought it was the owner who is to blame for “bad pitt bulls”. She now says they are dangerous, and she is afraid of them. This dog just snapped. All dogs if mistreated can be mean, but pitt bulls can simply take a turn for the worst. In almost every case you read about a pitt bull attack the owner could not believe it happened. If you want to own a dog that has potential to be dangerous to your neighbors, at least take the time to be responsible and educate yourself on this breed. Think of your neighbors, and their families, and their children too. There are too many irresponsible owners of dogs of every breed out there, but special attention needs to be given to not only pitt bulls, but other breeds that have potential to be dangerous to others.
yeah I am… what gave me away…lol
Actually i use my chihuaha to sell drugs o:
LOL
who does this guy think he is saying this about people & dogs that he probley never fucking messed with in his whole fucking life he is rude and selfcentered not even giving it a chance to show him he was wronge this man should just shut up!!!!! ps. i have a pitbull who has never even hurt a child in her life and guess what i have a baby sister who loves this dog to death…
Okay so i’m Snow’s sister ^ and i totally agree with her. I know more about Pitbulls then my whole family. Their history ( They were created by two breeds obviously ) was violent and this dog breed was used for wars and stuff. I’ve loved pitts all of my life and i know that its the owners that teach them to be mean, violent and stuff like that.
Whoever is reading this and agree’s in the near ( please ) future Thank you.
Not all pitbull owners are thugs jerk
And they are great dogs
You have all of us pitbull owning drug dealing criminals pinpointed!! Lol you are a very illiterate simple minded man!